An aardvark with a pencil
Up the down escalator
The Shed Correspondent
Demon straightening
How to be an outcast
It’s nicer with mustard
Aberbargoed Says No
Some Visual Prompts
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Salvation through fretwork
It's nicer with mustard
smiled Samuel, licking the circumference of his nose until it shone. Huffling in the heat he moved closer to that appetising chair leg, smeared with yellow paste to deter his tongue.
Mmmmmm. Mustard. A hound's tasty treat.
How to be an outcast
1. take a leg
2. ensure it is pre-broken
3. enclose.
An aardvark with a pencil
It's a pineapple. Under a ciabatta loaf. And that's a round of brie. Stop photographing it, tabloid-face. I'm not a surrealist anyway. That's an elephant thing. It's just a shopping list. Give it to the keeper. I don't like ants. That's all.
And next time, bring me crayons. I have vaguely Fauvist leanings.
The Shed Correspondent
Today’s enticing news from the shed – a small but perfectly formed slug (Alice Slither) has applied for planning permission to enable her to create a crayon farm on the lower left-hand edge of Kirk U. Bit’s allotment. Kirk has objected on the grounds that crayons are for life not for farming. The crayons in question waxed lyrical on the subject of cucumbers.
You can be an outcast by birth: it depends on your shun sign.
If you do not have this advantage, simply post on this blog to ensure that no-one will take any notice of you.
Or bludgeon a puppy.
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